May 2012
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
My shyness has ruined so many opportunities.
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Fighting with my mum
jennayeee-ma:
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
what the actual...
A girl from my old school added me on msn heaps long ago but we didn’t know each other that well (or at all), so yeah. And she said to me now ‘Hii! Have we met?’ what the actual freak… Okay then.
Why do Asian parents talk so loud?
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese
filipino people: 99% swag 1% supreme clothing
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
Even the nicest person's patience has its limit.
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lol
After getting Maccas from drive through, we started driving and then this car coming out of the units right next to mcdonalds cut us off, then drove into mcdonalds…… Idk if they were just visiting someone then decided to get maccas or… yeah LOL. If they lived there, that would be pretty weird haha