December 2011
i would take a bullet for you. Not in the head...... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Only because
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall...
heyfunniest:
person: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Watchlennyxtran:
Difficulty Level: Easy>Medium>Hard>Expert>Asian
shiiiiiiit
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Set Fire to the Rain
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
